When I climbed onto the bus this morning, the bus driver said something about me not having my broom. So I replied "Oh, my broom didn't pass this year's emission standards test, so I decided to park it and opt for a more ecologically efficient means of transportion ... public transit." He just stared at me, looking stunned, and finally replied "I can't think of a single response to that!"
Sorry, short post. Gotta go do "witchy" things ... like dip into the candy bowl! Happy Halloween!