After considerable deliberation -- over a year's worth of careful thought, actually! -- I had arrived at a list of necessary qualities one's BF should have. Armed with that list, I set out deliberately last week to find her.
Her name is Maide.
That's Irish Gaelic for "stick". Of course, Maide is not just a stick ... she's my new BF! My balance is not getting any better, and I'm tired of falling. Isn't she a beauty?
I found her at our biggest local Christmas craft fair. I also bought myself some lovely natural beeswax candles ...
They smell SO delicious! (Okay, the glass of wine smelled ... er ... tasted pretty good too!)
DO NOT read this book by candlelight ...